Weeny is every man. "Chisel them before they chisel you.

Rip' em off before they rip you off. Better them than me. better

anybody than me". That is until somebody scores. Weenie

is every jerk, every n'er do well who has ever worked the

midway. It is said that Weeny has one way pockets. The money

goes in and never comes out. Thusly, he's always head of the

clown union. The clowns know a good thing when they see

it and a good thing is Weeny. He's not the boss, but he should

be. Just ask him.